If you haven’t had sex to The Bitter Suite III: Embrace then you’re missing out.
John Spano tweeting at Charles Wang to sell the team is the only tweet I’ll ever care about.
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you are young lady stop it
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.